(jng)w¾R~
ճW(xu)ֻһٶ|^(gu)һЩ(jng)XDXD˂ĸĽǶȥ˼(wn)}ȥJRµđƳ˼S`˼Լ(chung )µVXDЩСĽ(jng)ӢZ(y)XDȫHgӭx

(jng)ӢZ(y)XD 1
1. What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?
A mushroom.(Ģ)
2. What is smaller than an insects mouth?
Anything it eats.
3. What large instrument do you carry in your ears?
Drums, that is eardrums.(Ĥ)
4. Whats too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?
A secret.
5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time?
A photographer.
6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isnt a cat?
A kitten.(С؈)
7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?
Day breaks, but doesnt fall; night falls, but doesnt break.
8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?
An echo.()
9. What do you know about the kings of France?
They are all dead.
10. What question can you never answer yes" to"
Are you asleep?
11. Why do some old people never use glasses?
They must prefer bottles to glasses.
12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?
Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."
13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?
Post office.
14. What do workers do in a clock factory?
They make faces all day.
15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?
Sixty.
16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?
When you are in it.
17. How many sides does a house have?
Two - inside and outside.
18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?
A doorbell.
19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?
On his feet.
20. When the boy fell into the water, whats the first thing he did?
He got wet first of all.
21. Who isnt your sister and isnt your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?
I myself.
22. What has teeth but cannot eat?
A comb.
23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?
A farmer.
24. Why does time fly?
To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.
25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.
26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?
All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.
27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?
A river.
28. What kind of dog never bite?
A hot dog.
29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Because it cant sit down.
30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?
Its nice not to see you again.
(jng)ӢZ(y)XD 2
1. why are people tired on April Fools Day? ʲôһ˹˂
𰸣Because they have just had a long March^(gu)һ(g)L(chng)(܊)march߀܊˼
2. what letter is an animal?Ă(g)ĸһ(g)(dng)
𰸣B(Bee)
3. What letter stands for the ocean? key:C(sea) Ă(g)ĸں߅?
𰸣C(sea)
4. what letter is a question? Ă(g)ĸһ(g)(wn)}?
:Y(why)
5. what letter is your eye? Ă(g)ĸ۾?
:I(eye)
6. what letter is a vegetable? Ă(g)ĸһN߲
:P(pea)㶹
7. what stays hot even if put it in a fridge? ʲô|ʹŵҲǟ?
𰸣pepper()
8. what fruit is never found singly? ʲôˮh(hu )džΔ?
:pearӣpearpair(һp)xͬ
9. With which hand do you write? key:neither,i use a pen!ֻ(xi)?
𰸣ùP
10. what man cannot live in a house?ʲô˲סڷ?
𰸣snowmanѩˣ
11. What never asks questions but gets a lot of answers?ʲô|h(wn)(wn)}Džsܵõܶ?
𰸣dictionary ֵ䣩
12. What question can you never answer "Yes" to?ʲô(wn)}hҲܻش""
𰸣Are you dead?ˆ?Are you asleep?(˯(zh)ˆ)
13. You have itYou read itTherere some pictures in it?xЩDƬʲô?
𰸣book(sh)
14. A mouse has a large pocket What is it?һNһ(g)ʲô?
𰸣a kangaroo
15. It has a head but no neckIt has a bodybut no warmthNO feetbut can travel?^](mi)вwů](mi)_s
𰸣a car܇(ch)
16. What gets largerthe more you take away?ʲô|ԽԽ
𰸣Ahole
17. What goes on four legs in the morningon two at noonand on three in the evening?ʲô·_(ki)ʼėl(li)Ãɗll
𰸣People.They crawled when they were babies and walked with two legs before they had to rely on a crutch in old age.(li)ĕr(sh)֫(li)p·r(sh)ֲò
18. What do we get if we cross a woodpecker with a homing pigeonһֻľB(nio)һֻR;'ںһ(hu )õʲô
𰸣A bird that knocks on the door when delivering messages.õһֻŕr(sh)(hu )T(mn)B(nio)
19. Where does afternoon come before morning in the worldĂ(g)طȵ
𰸣In the dictionaryֵ
20. What do you know about the kings of France? ㌦ʲô˽
𰸣They are all dead.
21. what must you do before you return a book to the library?ѕ(sh)QD(sh)^֮ǰʲô?
𰸣borrow the book from libraryĈD(sh)^(sh)
22. how many sides does a circle have? һ(g)AЎׂ(g)?
𰸣Twothe inside and the outside
23. what tree is always very sad? key:weeping willowʲô(sh)(sh)Ǻ܂?
𰸣.
iZ(y)weeping willow˼Ǵweepingǿwillow(sh)
24. what is full when its used and empty when its at rest?ʲô|ʹĕr(sh)ǝM(mn)Ϣĕr(sh)ǿյ
𰸣a shoeЬ
25. when can you get water with a net? ʲôr(sh)þW(wng)õˮ
𰸣when water is turned into iceˮ׃ɱĕr(sh)
(jng)ӢZ(y)XD 3
1. What will you break once you say it? (ʲô|һf(shu)(li)ʹ)
Silence. (Ĭ)
2. Will liars be honest after they die? (_֮(hu )\(sh))
No, they wont. They lie still after they die((hu )feLie still (zh)(dng)fe)
3. What always goes up and never goes down? (ʲô|ֻ)
Your age. (g)
4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? (кʲôĹ(yng))
He wants to have a hot dog. (Ҫһlṷ)
5. Why can a bride hide nothing?(ʲôʲôҲز)
Because someone will give her away. (˕(hu )Ұl(f)Give away Ұl(f)ڻYϰサo)
6. Why is the library the highest building?(ʲôD(sh)^ߵĽ)
It has the most stories. (ĘnjStory nj)
7. What is the smallest bridge in the world? (С.ʲô)
The bridge of a nose. ()
8. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? (OcϘOą^eʲô)
A whole world. ((g) a world of difference ֮e)
9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? (Ԛкʲôȥ犱S(chng))
They want to make faces. (make face Ę犱)
10. What bird lifts heavy things? (ʲôB(nio)e)
Crane. (QCraneQeؙC)
11. A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is alreadyforty-nine persons in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on andboards the ship. The shipsinks.Why?(һҴֻݼ{50F49@r(sh)һλЋD˴ͳʲô)
Because is a pigbot. (ǝˮͧpigbotˮͧ)
14. Whats the poorest bank in the world? (ؚFyʲô)
The river bank(Ӱ)
15. What month do soldiers hate?(܊ʲô)
March(܊)
(jng)ӢZ(y)XD 4
1Which two words contain thousands of letters? Post office
2What kind of dog does not bite or bark? A hot dog
3Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to us.
4What year is the best year for a kangaroo? Leap year
5Why is Sunday is the strongest day in a week? Because the rest of the days are weak days.
6What will break once you say it? Silence
7What fruit is never found singly? Pear
8What clothing is always sad? Blue jeans
9What is heavier in summer than in winter? The traffic to the beach
10When are people smartest? When its sunny, everything is brighter
11How many legs do horses have? Six. Forelegs in the front, two in the back
12Whats the poorest bank in the world? The river bank
13Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad? Mom. Because dad is farther.
14What is the smallest room in the world? A mushroom
15What has nothing but a head and a tail? A coin. Head棩 tail 棩
16What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy?
17Why is 1010=1000 like your left eye? Because its not right.
18What do you still keep after giving it to someone else? Your word
19Take away my first letter, take away my second letter, take away all my letters, and I remain the same, what am I?a postman
20What king belongs to a student? A ruler
21How long is a shoe? A little more than a foot long.
22What is black and white and red (read)all over? Newspaper
23What has a tongue but cant talk? An envelope
24How do you feel today? With my hands, of course
25What has four legs but only one foot? A bed
26What has many tails(tales) but no head? A book of stories
27What has three hands but only one face? A clock
28Which can move faster, heat or cold? Heat. You can catch a cold
29Who always drives his customers away? A taxi-driver
30Whats the smallest bridge in the world? The bridge of a nose
31Who will be your friend, a poor friend or a rich friend? A poor friend, because a friend in need is a friend indeed.
32What colour is the wind? Blue. The wind blew.
33Why is the library the highest building? Because it has the most stories.
34What is the longest word in the English language? Smile
35What part of London is in France? The letter N.
36What makes a road broad? B
37What letter stands for the ocean? C
38What three letters turn a boy into a man? AGE
39What starts with T, ends with T, and can be full of T? teapot
40How can you change a pear into a pearl? L
41Whats the end of the word? D
42Why are girls afraid of the letter C? because it makes fat fact.
43What letter is a kind of drink? T
(jng)w¾R~P(gun)£
w¾R~\09-29
w¾R~08-05
w¾ӵČ(lin)R~01-08
L(chng)݅¾ӆwR~12-17
w¾R~29002-02
¾ӆwR~x230䣩02-24
w¾R~x230䣩02-01
w¾R~x240䣩02-02
w¾ӼtR~22002-01
ϲw¾R~15001-07