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經(jīng)典幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)集錦(一)
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢(qián)。
“昨天給你的.錢(qián)干什么了?”
“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆，”他回答說(shuō)。 “你真是個(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō)。“再給你兩分錢(qián)�？赡銥槭裁磳δ俏焕咸敲锤信d趣呢?”
“她是個(gè)賣(mài)糖果的。”
經(jīng)典幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)集錦(二)
一位來(lái)自日本的旅客，坐出租車(chē)去機場(chǎng)的路上，看到一輛汽車(chē)經(jīng)過(guò)，就說(shuō)：“oh，TOKOTA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”又有一輛經(jīng)過(guò)，他又說(shuō)： “oh，NISSAN!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”司機有點(diǎn)不高興，覺(jué)得他太吵了!當第三輛經(jīng)過(guò)時(shí)，他還是說(shuō)：“oh，HONDA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”
后來(lái)到了機場(chǎng)，那個(gè)日本人就問(wèn)：“How Much?”出租車(chē)司機說(shuō)：“1000!”
日本人驚奇的`問(wèn)司機：“為什么那么貴?”出租車(chē)司機回答說(shuō)：“oh，mileometer(計 程表)!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”
經(jīng)典幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)集錦(三)
As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,
當出租車(chē)在遇到紅燈急剎車(chē)時(shí)，
I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?"
我問(wèn)司機：“你同意‘時(shí)間就是金錢(qián)’這種說(shuō)法嗎?”
"Well, it's a very common saying. “
哦，這是一個(gè)普遍說(shuō)法。
Who will care so much about that?" the driver answered.
在這個(gè)問(wèn)題上，誰(shuí)會(huì )在意那么多呢?”司機回答說(shuō)。
"Look, the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped, "I pointed at the meter.“
看，在車(chē)已經(jīng)停止的情況下，里程表上的數字還在跑。”我指著(zhù)里程表說(shuō)。
"Oh, yes. You've got a point here. “
哦，是的。你說(shuō)的`挺有道理的。
In this case, time is money for both of us." added the driver.
在這種情況下，時(shí)間對我們倆來(lái)說(shuō)都是金錢(qián)。”司機補充說(shuō)。
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