爆冷英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事

　　幽默的人不僅僅會(huì )說(shuō)笑話(huà)，還要懂得他人說(shuō)的笑話(huà)，來(lái)測試一下你的幽默細胞的指數有多高吧!

　　爆冷英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事一：把腳放進(jìn)去

　　The school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle ,

　　個(gè)女學(xué)生坐在座位上，腳卻伸到課桌間的走道里

　　and was busily chewing gum,

　　嘴里起勁地嚼著(zhù)口香糖，

　　when the teacher espied her.

　　被老師發(fā)現了

　　"Mary !" called the teacher sharply.

　　“瑪麗!”老師嚴厲地叫她。

　　"Yes,Madam?" questioned the pupil ,

　　“什么事，老師?”這女學(xué)生問(wèn)。

　　"Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!"

　　“把口香糖從嘴里拿出來(lái)，把腳放進(jìn)去。”

　　爆冷英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事二：How much English can you speak?

　　"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to

　　be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his

　　way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."

　　The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

　　The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

　　"法官先生，我的當事人被指控偷竊，這是多么不公正啊。他一周前才來(lái)到紐約，幾乎不認路。

　　而且，他只會(huì )說(shuō)幾個(gè)英語(yǔ)單詞。"

　　法官看了看被告，問(wèn)道："你會(huì )說(shuō)多少英文?"

　　被告抬起頭，說(shuō)："把你的.錢(qián)包給我!"

　　爆冷英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事三：Jimmy's Not Stupid

　　Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, to please stand.

　　Little Jimmy stood up, alone.

　　Mrs. White said, "Jimmy, do you really think you're stupid?"

　　"No," Jimmy said. "But I didn't want you standing up there alone."

　　爆冷英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事四：He's just Been to the Zoo

　　When I was waitting in line at the bank , I noticed a woman holding a small child at one of the windows. The boy was eating a roll ,which he thrust at the teller. The teller smiled and shook his head.

　　"No, no, dear," said the boy's mom. and then , turnning to the teller , "I beg your pardon , young man. Please forgive my son . He's just been to the zoo."

　　他剛去過(guò)動(dòng)物園

　　當我在銀行里排隊時(shí)，發(fā)現一位婦女抱著(zhù)一個(gè)小孩站在一個(gè)窗口。男孩正在吃一個(gè)面包卷，并將面包卷戳向出納員，出納員笑著(zhù)搖了搖頭。

　　“別這樣，親愛(ài)的，” 男孩的媽媽說(shuō)。然后她轉向出納員說(shuō)，“對不起，小伙子。請原諒我的兒子，他剛去過(guò)動(dòng)物園。”

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