Early Big Shopping

　　An offender was brought to trial before a judge. The judge asked him, "What is the crime you have committed?"

　　The offender said, "I went shopping too early during the New Year."

　　The judge said, "This is not a crime! Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how early did you go shopping?"

　　He answered, "The shop was not yet open for business, and I was already inside."

　　有個(gè)犯人被帶到法官面前審案，法官問(wèn)他：“你犯了什么罪?”

　　犯人說(shuō)：“因為我在新年時(shí)，太早去采購了。”

　　法官說(shuō)：“這不是罪呀!可能是弄錯吧?那你多早去采購呢?”

　　他說(shuō)：“商店還沒(méi)開(kāi)門(mén)，我就已經(jīng)進(jìn)去了。”

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