英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)《無(wú)禮的問(wèn)題》
一個(gè)住在城東貧民區的小女孩獲得邀請，參加一位貴婦人為城東貧民區的孩子們舉行的'花園晚會(huì )。 更多英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)盡在應屆畢業(yè)生笑話(huà)網(wǎng)。
Impudent Questions
A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic lady to a group of little East-Siders.
The little girl, as she drank her tea and ate her plum-cake on a velvet lawn under a white-blooming cherry tree, said to her hostess:
Does your husband drink?
Why-er-no, not to excess, was the astonished reply.
How much does he make?
He doesn't work, said the lady. He is a capitalist.
You keep out of debt, I hope?
Of course, child. What on earth do you mean by all these impudent questions?
Impudent? said the little girl. Why, Ma'am, Mother told me to be sure and behave like a lady, and when ladies call at our rooms they always question Mother like that.
無(wú)禮的問(wèn)題
一個(gè)住在城東貧民區的小女孩獲得邀請，參加一位貴婦人為城東貧民區的孩子們舉行的花園晚會(huì )。
在一棵開(kāi)滿(mǎn)了白色小花兒的櫻桃樹(shù)下，小女孩坐在柔軟的草地上，一邊品嘗著(zhù)她的茶和梅子蛋糕，一邊對貴婦人說(shuō)：你的丈夫酗酒嗎? 呃，呃，不，他喝得不多。夫人一臉驚詫。
他掙多少錢(qián)?
他不工作，夫人回答說(shuō)，他是個(gè)資本家。
我希望你們沒(méi)有負債吧?
當然沒(méi)有，孩子。你問(wèn)這么些無(wú)禮的問(wèn)題到底是想說(shuō)什么呢?
無(wú)禮?小女孩說(shuō)，怎么會(huì )呢，夫人?媽媽要我的舉止一定要象夫人們一樣，當她們到我們家做客的時(shí)候，她們總是那樣問(wèn)我媽媽的。
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