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英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全笑破你的肚子冷笑話(huà)
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英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：Never work again 決不放棄
A government employee found and old brass lamp in a filing cabinet.
有一位政府機關(guān)員工在檔案柜里面發(fā)現一盞老舊的銅制油燈。
When he dusted it off,a genie appeared and granted him three wishes.
當他把它的灰塵除去的時(shí)候。有一個(gè)精靈出現了 ，并且同意他三個(gè)愿望。
"I'd love an ice-cold beer right now,"
他告訴精靈 “我現在馬上就要一瓶冰啤酒 。”
he told the genie .Poof! A beer appeared .
砰!一瓶啤酒出現了。
Next the man said," I wish to be on an island,surrounded by becautiful and willing woman."
這個(gè)人接著(zhù)說(shuō)：“我想要到一個(gè)島上， 被甘心樂(lè )意的美女圍繞著(zhù)。”
Poof!He was on an island with gorgeous woman fawning all over him.
砰!他到了一個(gè)島上，被美女糾纏著(zhù)對他獻殷勤。
Oh,this is the life,the guy thought.
這家伙想著(zhù)啊，這才是生活呀。
"I wish I never had to work again."
“我希望我永遠都不必再工作。”
And poof! He was back at his desk in the government office!
砰!他回到他在政府機關(guān)的 辦公桌前。
英語(yǔ)幽默笑話(huà) ：I'm Glad 我很高興
A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?
Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday.
Well done. Who was that?
My granny.
Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.
Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’!
【中文翻譯】
一個(gè)主日學(xué)校的老師正在對學(xué)生講使別人高興的重要性�，F在，孩子們，她說(shuō)：你們當中有誰(shuí)讓別人高興過(guò)?
我，老師，一個(gè)小男孩說(shuō)：昨天我就使別人高興過(guò)。
做得好，是誰(shuí)呢?
我奶奶。
好孩子，現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。
是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個(gè)小時(shí)。然后我跟她說(shuō)：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說(shuō)：‘啊，我很高興!’
幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：Johnny's Prayer 強尼的祈禱
Johnny's Prayer
強尼的祈禱
Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room .
強尼因為不乖就被趕進(jìn)他的房間。
After a while emerged and informed his mother that he had thought over and then said aprayer .
過(guò)了一會(huì )兒。他就出來(lái)跟他的媽媽說(shuō)他已緩!徹底反省，而且事后禱告了。
"Fine",said the pleased mother.
滿(mǎn)心歡喜的媽媽說(shuō)：“很好，
"If you ask God to help you not misbehave,He will help you."
如果你求上帝幫勘你不要不乖，她就會(huì )幫助你。”
"Oh,I didn't ask Him to help me not misbehave,"said Johnny.
強尼說(shuō)："哦，我沒(méi)有求她幫助我不要不乖;
"I asked him to help you put up with me."
我求它幫助你來(lái)忍受我。”
幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：Gotta Have Faith 要有信心
Gotta Have Faith
要有信心
The is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on cliff several hundred feet in th air.
有個(gè)關(guān)于在 歐洲座落于高空好幾百英尺懸涯高處的修道院故事。
The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled tothe top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength .
到達修道院。唯一的方法，就是被懸吊在由數名修道士用盡他們全力拖拉到山頂的籃子里。
Obviously the ride up the steep cliff in that basket was terrifying.
很明顯的，乘坐籃子爬上陡峭的懸崖是相當令人害怕的。
One tourist got exceedingly nervous about half-way up as he noticed that the rope by which hewas suspended was old and frayed.
有位旅客約在半途中，注意到懸掛他的繩子很老舊而且被磨損時(shí)，心中感到極度緊張不安。
With trembing voice,he asked the monked who was riding with him in the basket how often theychanged the rope.
他用顫抖的聲音詢(xún)問(wèn)與他一同乘坐在籃子里的修道士，他們多久換繩子一次。
The monk thought for a moment and answered brusquely,"Whenever it breaks."
修道士想了一會(huì )，然后粗率地回答：“繩子斷掉時(shí)。”
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