數則英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)讓你樂(lè )一樂(lè )
吝嗇鬼的聚會(huì ) The mean man's party
The Mean Man's Party
The notorious(聲名狼藉的，臭名昭著(zhù)的) cheap skate(小氣鬼) finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow(肘部，扶手) . When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
吝嗇鬼的聚會(huì )
一個(gè)聲名狼藉的小氣鬼終于決定要請一次客了。他在向一個(gè)朋友解釋怎么找到他家時(shí)說(shuō)：“你上到五樓，用你的胳膊肘按門(mén)鈴。門(mén)開(kāi)了后，再用你的`腳把門(mén)推開(kāi)。”
“為什么我要用我的肘和腳呢?”
視力訓練 Visual training
Visual Training
The squad(班，小隊) were having "visual training". One smart recruit(新兵，招募) was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. The party was so faraway(遙遠的，恍惚的) that the men appeared as mere dots, butunhesitatingly(迅速地) the recruit replied：
"Sixteen men and a sergeant(中士，軍士) , sir."
"Right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"
"He's not doing any digging, sir."
視力訓練
班里正在進(jìn)行“視力訓練”。一個(gè)聰明伶俐的新兵被班長(cháng)叫出來(lái)數遠處曠野上采掘隊的人數。采掘隊在很遠的地方，那些人看起來(lái)只是一些小點(diǎn)兒。但是這個(gè)新兵毫不猶豫地回答。
“十六個(gè)兵外加一個(gè)中士，長(cháng)官。”
“正確，可是你怎么知道那兒有一個(gè)中士?”
“他不干活，長(cháng)官。”
新員工 A New Employee
A New Employee
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.
What is the meaning of this? the director asked. When you applied for the job, you told us you had five years' experience. Now we discover this is the first job you ever held.
Well, the young man said, in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination.
新員工
一個(gè)年輕人在被雇用幾個(gè)星期后，被叫到人事經(jīng)理的辦公室。
這是什么意思?經(jīng)理問(wèn)，當你申請這份工作時(shí)，你告訴我們有五年工作經(jīng)驗，現在我們發(fā)現這其實(shí)是你的第一份工作。
嗯，年輕人回答，你們的廣告上說(shuō)需要找一個(gè)有想象力的人嘛。
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