超短爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
超短爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)一：
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.
在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親：“媽媽?zhuān)易蛱焱砩献隽艘粋�(gè)夢(mèng)，夢(mèng)見(jiàn)我通過(guò)了今天的考試。”“不要相信夢(mèng)，親愛(ài)的。據說(shuō)夢(mèng)中的經(jīng)歷通常與現實(shí)相反。”媽媽答道。“那么，我真希望在今晚的夢(mèng)中，我的.其他功課都不及格。”湯姆說(shuō)。
超短爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)二：
On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.
在觀(guān)看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼兒園老師問(wèn)學(xué)生的觀(guān)后感。班上最小的女孩說(shuō)，她希望舞蹈演員可以長(cháng)得更高一點(diǎn)兒，那么他們就不用整天踮著(zhù)腳尖了。
超短爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)三：
Professor: When is your birthday?Kid: May 30.Professor: Which year?Kid: Every year.
教授：你的生日是什么時(shí)候?孩子：5月30日。教授：哪一年?孩子：每年都是。
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