短的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)2015

　　短的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)2015一：　Ialwaysdo

　　Two friends were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you? "

　　Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watch others work. My foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman."

　　短的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)2015二：WhoDiscoveredAustralia?

　　Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.

　　Johnny: It’s there, sir.

　　Teacher: That’s right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?

　　Sammy: Johnny, sir.

　　短的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)2015三：Accountant

　　An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.

　　"Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night."

　　"Have you tried counting sheep? "

　　"That’s the problem. I make a mistake and spend three hours trying to find it."

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